Condoms and Pukes All Over Her Parents Bed

After going through the most disgusting one night hookup, I swear I would never hookup with someone while I was drunk. Alcohol can boost one’s confidence and it can also ruin the hookup experience. Even if you had a nice hookup, you won’t be able to remember it anyway.

I was invited to a hookup party thrown by my friends. It gathered some strangers together. They were the friends of other friends of other friends. Just like that. It usually serves the purpose of one night hookup with random persons. We think it is much more fun than finding someone on hookup apps, so we thought up such idea.

It was the turn of my friend to throw this party. He picked a day when his parents were out of town. We had like over 20 people in the house. There was drinking, dancing, eating snacks. Well, mostly drinking. Lots of drinks, just to get us high and get one night hookup. The party ended at midnight. People would take their hookup partner home or to a hotel. As a bonus of being the friend with the host, I had the privilege to stay the night and help him clean. After cleaning, my date and I were allowed to stay in the room of his parents. Since he had no luck that night, he had to sleep in his own room alone.

My date was a very pretty girl who I just met that night. She was lone, brought by her friend. Her friend found a guy and went away very early. She left with me as each other’s company. We entered the room and started to make out. I could barely remember anything because of the alcohol, just that we did it and went to sleep.

After about two hours later, I woke up and found her doing hand-job for me. We did it again and went to sleep. About a half hour later, I suddenly felt like to puke. There was no time to go to the bathroom, because the vomit just came immediately. So I puked at the other side of the bed. Without much conscious, I fell asleep again.

The next morning, we wake up, only to find her parents’ sheet was covered with condoms and pukes. It was so disgusting and we were so embarrassed. His parents were coming home today. We quickly send it to the laundry and luckily, before his parents returned, we already changed the sheet. Although they eventually found out what happened because of the left condom under their bed.

The girl was really pretty when I was awake the next morning, but all I could think about is how disgusting we were that night. It totally ruined my memory, which reminds me again. Never have tinder hookup with someone when you are drunk.